Yesterday, I was working in the kitchen when my girl marches in with her cute little squeaky voice.
Chunk #2: “Mom! [Chunk #1] spanked me!” (pause) “With his foot!” (pause) “On my FOREHEAD!”
OK, the ending to that sentence was totally not what I expected. She was indignant, and rightly so. Yet, for having just received a “spank” to the head, with a foot, she seemed to handle it quite well. When I asked Chunk #1, he fessed up right away (probably a little prouder than he should have been), and obediently went to time-out.