“Uh-huh, Uh-huh, Yo, Yo…”

How to annoy me


While I  share a story with you that may appear to be self-deprecating but is actually just humorous, please interrupt me with sentences that begin with “Here’s what you need to do….” or “You should….

Make sure that I never actually get to finish telling my story and emphasize the fact that I desperately need your help in order to cope in this world.

Thank you.


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3 responses

  1. True for me too.

    June 8, 2010 at 7:02 pm

  2. Julie

    Let me give you an amen! Another great one is when it starts with “Just” “Oh, just….” because obviously all your ideas and efforts suck and you’re retarded. Unbeknownst to you though, the solution, was so simple, all it required was a “just”.

    June 9, 2010 at 9:34 am

  3. Wendy

    Definitely put that in the instruction manual. (Please tell Jeff I have a Jack Weyland book he needs to read that addresses this particular issue . . . )

    June 18, 2010 at 8:16 pm

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